You have:
[ ] smoked.
[ ] consumed alcohol.
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex.
[X] had sex.
[X] had someone in your room other than family.
[X] watched porn.
[ ] bought porn.
[ ] tried drugs.

TOTAL: 4

[X] taken painkillers.(Two words. Root canal. pain and suffering, physical and crippling beydond belief.)
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine.
[X] lied to your parents. (I follow their example... not their advice)
[X] lied to a friend.
[X] snuck out of the house.
[X] done something illegal. (I've committed an international crime, stealing wireless network while I was abroad , ask fantje92)
[X] felt hurt.
[X] hurt someone.
[X] wished someone to die.
[ ] seen someone die.

TOTAL: 12

[X] missed curfew.
[X] stayed out all night.
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. (I would if I wasn't allergic)
[X] been to a therapist. (oh, more than once)
[ ] received a ticket.
[ ] been to rehab.
[ ] dyed your hair.
[X] been in an accident. (Basic car vs. bycicle accident. It was his fault. and he just took off...)
[ ] been to a club.
[X] been to a bar.(it was a steak place. ditto)

TOTAL: 17

[X] been to a wild party.(Last sunday.. you have no clue)
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade. (uh... I'm not american, thankyouverymuch, so I dunno what that is)
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[ ] had a spring break in Florida.
[ ] sniffed anything.
[ ] wore black nail polish.
[ ] wore arm bands.
[X] wore t-shirts with band names.
[X] listened to rap. (listened. not enjoyed)
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD.

TOTAL: 20

[X] dressed gothic. (Well, kinda. lots)
[ ] dressed girly. (that would be scary)
[ ] dressed punk.
[ ] dressed grunge.
[X] stole something.
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything.
[X] blacked out.(never stand to fast)
[ ] fainted.(needles...)
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL: 23

[x] had a crush on a friend.
[ ] been to a concert. (I will though....)
[X] dry-humped someone.
[ ] been called a slut.
[X] called someone a slut.
[ ] installed speakers in your car.
[X] broken a mirror.
[X] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL: 28

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. (who?)
[X] seen an R-rated movie in theater. (So not worth it)
[ ] cruised on mail.
[X] skipped school.
[X] had surgery.
[X] had an injury.
[ ] gone to court.
[X] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. (without tipping, yeah. food sucked, and the service was crap. No tip, assholes)
[X] caught something on fire.
[X] lied about your age. (well, not really lied. but some things are cheaper when you're 18. and when they think I'm 18, who am I to correct them?)

TOTAL: 35

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence.
[ ] made out with someone who had a gf/bf.
[ ] got in trouble with the police.
[X] talked to a stranger.
[X] hugged a stranger. (yes but it was at young life)
[ ] kissed a stranger.
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger.
[ ] been harassed.
[ ] been verbally harassed.

TOTAL: 37

[X] met face-to-face with someone you met online. (Bulletmeister... xd)
[X] stayed online for 5+ hours straight. (With jameh of course :3)
[X] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. (once)
[X] watched TV for 5 hours straight. (TWO AND A HALF, MEEEEEEEN)
[X] been to a fair.
[X] been called a bad influence. (Because of gaming, swearing, extreme aggression)
[ ] drank and drove.
[X] prank-called someone. (for teh lulz)
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[X] cheated on a test.

TOTAL: 46

If (Total > 70) return [I should be dead]
Else If (Total > 60) return [I should be in jail]
Else If (Total > 50) return [I'm a horrible person]
Else If (Total > 40) return [I'm a very bad influence]
Else If (Total > 30) return [I'm a bad kid]
Else If (Total > 20) return [I'm average]
Else If (Total > 10) return [I'm still a goody goody]
Else If (Total <=10) return [I'm a Goody Goody]

Result: I'm a very bad influence, and fucking proud of it! I just wished I should be dead. Hmm, I have to take up smoking, drinking and drugs for that.